Friday, November 2, 2012

Me and my Mustache

My mustache grew in the womb of my lip. My own life blood fed and nourished what will be a mighty swatch of machismo. But it, my mustache, has yet to emerge. Its time has yet to come but it will and it will be glorious. If my mustache were an amp, it would be going to eleven. If it were a hot chick, it would be Pamela Anderson circa 1984. If my mustache were a movie, it would be Star Trek 2: Wrath of Khan. Yes, my mustache will be that bad ass. Just wait.

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